Read this from beginning to end, and you then tell me with a straight face that it hasn't completely changed your life.

I believe it is high time that we stop dilly-dallying around, that we face the future for what it is, for what is was meant to be, and take the challenge.

for 0..3 -> $even, $odd {
    say "Even: $even \t Odd: $odd";
}

An appropriate theme song could be "Start of Something Beautiful" by Procupine Tree (which just happened to be playing on RadioParadise twice while reading and then re-reading the link above on alternating even and odd days).