This is a pretty funny story which happened to me on the train this morning.
Sitting across from me was this guy curled up comfortably next to the window, sleeping and motionless, and having sweet dreams.
This huge woman whose wide-angle bottom didn't even fit between the walkway squeezed her way to our spot, took a couple huffs and a puff, and plopped down hard next to the sleeping guy.
Half of his body became smothered under the excessive mass of cytoplasm, the whole of his right arm and shoulder disappeared, and he was shaken awake as if from an awful nightmare.
He looked so confused with his wide eyes, freaked out for half a minute before he could make sense of what just happened.
He sat there being overly polite for a couple of stops, and our gazes would meet occasionally, me cracking a subtle smile. However, he was too grumpy to react.
Then he got up and sat next to me.